Predicament of the desi guys

somewhere way back in time as the indian subcontinent developed, the lazy gene was implanted into us. As a result we found ourselves getting too fat to do anything, including moving our arms to feed our own fatness.

To counter this indian bio-engineers designed the Centralized Fat System (CFS). The notion was that if we could cluster all our body fat into our bellies, we could continue to eat as much as we like, and still be able to move our limbs around freely. Further, by grouping our fat into one area, we are not adding any more weight to our bodies, thus, our legs should still be capable of supporting our weight. Everything sounded perfect, all the elders of society approved, and the new CFS gene was injected into all new born babies, and passed down through the generations since then.

What was overlooked is the strain this would produce on the heart and lungs. All that fat that jiggles up and down as you try to run just strains the heart and the body. Unfortunately the indian lazy gene masked this side effect for many generations. As we found ourselves growing into a more global society, the laziness gene died away as it was not a sustainable life style. But the CFS gene still remains.

This is why most people from the indian subcontinent have FAT bellies, and stick thin limbs.

...And that is why I can't run. or be more athletic :(
crazy indian engineers

blessings overlooked

I was just sitting in a meeting, struggling to stay awake, so i started writing on my notepad before i decided to just leave the meeting. so here's a bit of what I wrote:

10 cents to the dime
10 dimes to the dollar
10 dollars in my pocket
10 more than I need
10 more than many can afford
"Then which of the favors of your Lord will ye deny?"
"Blessed be the name of thy Lord, full of Majesty, Bounty and Honor."

The irony

I'm spending hours to save 2 nanoseconds.

Simplicity Lost.

From a pure heart,
came a simple mind,
lost in a complicated world.

Simplicity is lost,
headaches are born,
The world is uncovered.

Problems are created,
Problems are solved,
Man has triumphed.

Only to defeat himself. The cycle has begun.

A new project has begun

Hopefully I'll follow through with it in reasonable time... you shall see the end results if I am so inclined to let you in on it.

gone

where'de it go? it came so fast and now its almost gone...

funny thing happened the other day. I was at the masjid at Fajr, the morning of the 25th of ramadan, and the imam read us a hadith about how laylatul qadr is most likely in the last 10 nights of ramadan, and also in the odd nights, and he reads a hadith on how one of the signs was rain once, and how it doesn't necessarily have to rain on laylatul qadr, etc. He moves on to another hadith, and all of a sudden it starts raining real hard for a few minutes.